Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Thanx giving

The idea of opening a blog was given to me first by my warm hearted school friend ASHMITA DUTTA . She herself is such fluent in english and writes and understands english far better than me. Her handwriting wud surely be an example for my kids. i wont tell them to write cursive handwriting rather ill tell dem to copy her style of penning. She is understanding and caring and people love her for dis too. thanx ashmita for dis. i am really happy doing this.

I was encouraged and coaxed to open this by Mr DHRUV SINGHAL who took Ashmita's advice to me forward. Dhruv is also an amicable guy who loves being practical and doing things the modern practical way. I seek and follow his advice on innumerable topics. Through this i will be able to stay in constant touch with his views even if he goes somewhere abroad to study. Thank you dhruv for constantly reminding me to do this.

And the most important of them my dear baalikey PRIYAM BAGGA. it was she who told me to open my account on this website. Its a great honour for me to be getting inputs from her who herself is such an analytical movie reviewer. She is pursuing eng honours and has reviewing muvees in her syllabus. She is super intelligent and has a great sense of humour. She is creative too and is quite bold. I have told her to teach me nuances of intricate movie reviewing which she has gladly affirmed(though she said shed forgotten but that is her way of saying an inevitable yes which one and all admire).

I would also like to thank Mr JAGPREET SINGH ARORA , my college friend for exhorting me to join a blog and express myself more freely here. He is a sharp boy who grasps studies and talks with equal elan and the girls swoon over his intelligence(wish this would happen to me lolz). amyways thanx Jaggy for promoting me to open this.

GITESH CHOPRA my bro for always telling me to change my lines to all this rather than studying science and also appreciating my leisurely works. lolz thanx bro

MK for her invaluable endorsement and encouragement of my views. seeing her relentless achievements and a deluge of plaudits i draw extreme courage and inspiration . she is an intelligent girl whose words i carefully keep in mind. thank u "bella". lol

ROHIT SATIJA whos healthy criticism spurs me on to do something in which i can excel.

SRISHTI NANDA for her sincere approval of my thoughts. she herself is quite good at english though but she has unfounded fears that her english is deteriorating by the day which obviously isnt the case.

NAVEEN BHATTI my massi for her perpetual endorsement of my interests nad writings.

SACHIN PRAKASH whos like my older bhaiya who also likes and appreciates my writing and encourages me.

ARIJIT BHAUMIK a top level student whose words of praise dont ever seems flattering.

KASHISH SHARMA who understands my english quite well and is always a great motivation to do such creative things. i look forward to ur participation also kashish.


VANITA GODARA needs a special mention. she is such an inspiration with what she does that seeing her one gets immense vivification to do a task to its fullest. so a fraction of credit goes to her also.


These friends also praised me in my endeavours and i am no less thankful to them also. The people are: HARDIK GAURAV (for always appreciating my efforts and endorsing my reviews), ABHAY SODHI (for providing impetus to my efforts and looking at the funny side of my reviews)
AYESHA SINGHAL (who takes literary help on matters which cant be told publicly like dis but also appreciates me).
OM NAULAKHA cant be forgotten either. To get appreciation from such an achiever makes u feel that you have something special in you.
ROHIT SATIJA whos healthy criticism spurs me on to do something in which i can excel.
ADITYA GUPTA the adventurous boy who appreciates everyone and encourages to do better.
RAGHAV SETHI who is himself an avid bollywood movie fan and knows whats being reviewed.
ARPITA BHARDWAJ for her sporadic likeness and hate of my reviews but she is more encouraging than discouraging.
PARAMVIR SETHI also likes and encourages my reviews. thanx PARAM
SANTOSH SRINIOVASAN who unkowingly knows and appreciates my reviews and thoughts. an intelligent guy whose praise isnt selfish and just for d sake type thank u srini.


I thank all u guys and even starngers or other people whom ive forgotten to mention for every little help in opening this blog. i love u all. continue participating in these blogs as without you they will be just a local web address. Regards!!!!!! SHREE GANESHAAAY NAMAH. JAI HO!!!

ghajini reviewed

Parmesh says GHAJINI- an epic film. a film every action and Aamir Khan lover will cherish. a MUST WATCH dis season!!

Aamir isnt called perfectionist for nothing. he has put all his potential into the movie wid a spellbinding eight pack to top the list. well the first 70-80 min of the movie are replete wid comic scenes and set the stage for this magnificent film. Asin steals the show during this duration and is gonna go a long way in her bollywood career. a mind blowing B debut. she emotes to the comparison of Aamir. an extremely talented young lady. the whole movie is explained in such vivid detail it evokes a feeling that this muvee shudnt ever end. d last 20 mins or so are sad but really there are little aspects of d film left for the viewers' food for thought.Jiah Khan too plays her part wid elan and thus becums an essential part of d film. the villain who was also in Lagaan is named Ghajini. he is also amazing. excellent package of entertainment filled wid action , drama, comedy, emotions and the thrill.

Excellent comedy over the top action sequences and marvellous chemistry of the 2 protagonists will lead dis muvee 2 b a blockbuster and i vouch for it. take mt words in writing this muvee is a blockbuster. a MUST WATCH in a theatre not at home. spare some time and n joy dis great film. dont miss it!!! ILL go wid 4 ON 5 for this fantastic muvee. hats off to Aamir. go see it and den tell me how authentic or not is my review. merry x mas

slumdog millionaire

Parmesh says Slumdog Millionaire touches your heart to the core. its a muvee u cant rate. its a muvee to be felt and regarded.

if u like 2 see "good" films here is a gud one to hav as a buy on DVD dis winter.or of course im dere 2 giv u also lol. dis movie has some really putrid scenes but they are cute. the struggle of d boy Jamaal inspires u. the acting of child artistes is sublime. a film of this stature from a foreign person is absolutely splendid work. d camera work .. esp in d slums is superb. the movie has some really choicest of expletives but they bring a certain phenomenon to it.A TRULY AWARD WINNING FILM WHICH IS BEYOND MY RATING . watch it 2 know more about it.

cc2c reviewed

Parmesh says chandni chowk to china may lack script and a strong plot but entertains u quite a bit so it isnt too bad after all.


ummm. if u r looking for meaningful cinema replete wid "food for thoughts" this certainly isnt for u. it is a no brainer wid certain sequences which are hard to believe but overall it leaves u consummated on d entertainment front. akshay is at his aggressive action best. though the muvee lacks strong comedy, there are certain scenmes which make u laugh. deepika padukone is resplendent & looks gr8 throughout d muvee. her stylist needs to b apllauded for transforming her face so much & yet sustaining her natural beauty. in certain frames she steals d show from akshay completely like d one on airport. as d chinese duplicate she mathes akshay stunt on stunt and does unprecedented action for a bollywood diva. the chinese actors are great. d great wall of china has been wasted.

nikhil advani has innovated adding many other old filmy songs an various sequences like touch me touch me wen deepika tries 2 seduce akshay and a different version of pappu cant dance.wat is d drwaback of d muvee is its tempo which d muvee fails 2 sustain as soon as it tries 2 gain and dis happens throughout. it is a truth that it doesnt entertain likea rab ne or ghajini but it does 2 an extent. deepika has certainly improved as a heroine. so to end i just say that it is a one time watch and isnt that u feel i shud watch it again like a jaane tu or rock on!!!. so I GO WID 2.5 ON DIS 5. if u r akshay fan go for it. ull not rue it and as kashay says dont forget to keep ur brain at home lol.

luck by chance reviewed

Luck By Chance may win brownie points in manifestation of reality but fails on the entertainment front.

Farhan akhtar s sister Zoya akhtar factu directorial venture has successfully extracted performances from farhan akhtar , konkana sen sharma , dimple kapadia, and the foremost Rishi Kapoor. Its sad to say that the film looks more like a Rishi kapoor movie encompassing contemporary actors . He steals the show in every frame hes seen in & is the top positive of the movie . He gives you a reason to laugh in the monotony you seem to be mired in. Hrithik is average on his part and looks a wasted actor in the movie . Isha Sharvani needs to brush up her accent & faster at that . She mightve looked pretty and sexy but still certainly lacks d enigma of a bollywood heroine . Konkana Sen is outstanding as the struggling actress . She emotes particularly the grim parts of the character s life with aplomb. Farhan impresses yet again as an actor. He needs to improve on his 'crying' though .Juhi chawla carries off the role of rishi kapoor s wife with elan.

She induces the viewer to laugh and smile with her.The cameos by aamir , kareena, manish malhotra, anurag kashyap, abhishek, john abraham ,rani mukherjee, and akshay khanna et al add reality to the plot . SRK though for 5 minutes impacts the story heavily

Talking about the negatives(which this film never seems to fall short of ). The film really never takes off . The fact that you feel that "the story now takes off" just when the film is about to end corroborates what a damp squib this movie is . At times in the movie you feel that the story is a blatant copy of 'fashion' with things going ditto the bhandarkar way . The film is incomplete and clearly looks to be the work of a 'not so experienced director' . It unsurprisingly induces you to yawn also . It baffles me that other critics have gone for a lenient 4 on 5. But i beg to differ and have no hesitation in stating that THE MOVIE DESERVES 2.5 ON 5. Go see the movie and if you dont feel my way tell me and i will cease reviewing movies altogether .( but it is highly recommended that you dont waste your time and money on this overhyped and annoying saga ).

billu barber reviewed

Parmesh billu barber is a hackneyed bollywood potboiler meant for raking in the moolah in d crunch. no wonder SRK epitomises bollywood wid his gimmicks galore


well the initial few sequences seem to be a dias for SRK to vent his ire on his detractors who bring controversies wid each release of his. some of his potshots are entirely sarcastic.d 1st half an hour or so gives a good feel to the muvee but fails to set d tone up for d muvee. irrfan khan is brilliant all thru. lara dutta has improved her acting skills manifold. the 2 children are simply adorable & hard to ignore, lighting up d screen wenever dey talk to deir dad irrfan. asrani is good and natural. rajpal yadav continues his overacting but u like him in a few sequences until he indulges in excess. om puri needs no praise, he is marvellous as ever.the mainstay of d muvee is irrfan and not SRK. irrfan;s theatre experience reflects on screen. the role of owner of d guest house is played superbly and also the principal and d scool staff of irrfan's children add realism to the muvee. SRK also does well to remind d world dat alls well in d industry and dey are a family. he also diffusessome tension between him and salman. to add reality to d film Sahir khan or SRK is shown to hav been a part of films llike dil se and chak de india.the muvee ends and starts happily

and now d negative points which outnumber and muzzle d positives hands down. 1st i wud like to ask priyadarshan or d costume designer as to how come lara dutta a villager's wife wears bare back blouses in such a nondecript environment. 2nd an advice to SRK to plz make believable sequences. he is a superstar alright but 20 body huards or even more besieging him is unbelievable. his landing in a helicopter is not believable. 3rd how where and wen did d 3 actresses kareena priyanka nd deepika cum in d muvee? dey disappear jus after d song completes which is hard to digest. 4th the songs have been completely wasted. 5th u dont take d music and d muvee home as a memory(though i saw it at home aim sayin dis for d multiplex people).
a typical shah rukh muvee wid a deluge of all d bollywood cliches or masal flick as dey say. 2.5 on 5. SRK is recommended to be more realistic as he is shelling out films which have aspects completely defying reality. after rab ne and oso dis his 3rd "unreal"
SRK is himself found wanting in a serious scene which he fails to emote well. dats wat happens wen self vaunt is hailed.